Dear almost 13 years old Sharona
You are one gorgeous skinny bitch and you'll stay that way till you go to Varsity. Might I suggest that the minute you write your last matric exam, you go out and have a pizza and a cider. These should be your last ever. If you do not heed my warning, you will get fat and moody. Also, stop wearing baggy t-shirts, you're so thin!
Don't drive mom and dad on the night of 28 June 2002, just don't. ok? You will meet a boy soon after that date... don't date him. He is weird and creepy and probably the worst person you will ever meet in your life.
Don't get a job selling printer cartridges over the phone, those people are weird and it will not be worth it.
When you go to high school, don't do Xhosa in std 7, do Art instead. Do art till matric, you really don't need Physics, seriously, dude, do Art.
When you finish matric, don't go waitress with Claire. She will leave that place soon and you'll be stuck earning next to nothing for the next two and a half years.
Don't settle. You are beautiful and funny. Go study journalism.
Love
Your almost 31 year old self
PS: Maybe ignore my advice, I did all that stuff and turned into me
PPS: you'll never stop cutting your legs when you shave them, you're clumsy
PPPS: Ditto when it come to falling over
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